Baby sister/brother

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his
first-grade teacher about the baby brother or
sister that was expected at his house. One day
the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements
of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously
impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore,
he stopped telling his teacher about the impending
event.

The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap
and said, "Johnny, whatever has become of that
baby brother or sister you were expecting at
home?"

Johnny burst into tears and confessed, "I think
Mommy ate it!"