Performance review terms

Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone

Average Employee - Not too bright

Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet

Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date

Active Socially - Drinks a lot

Family Is Active Socially - Spouse drinks, too

Independent Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does

Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses

Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision

Aggressive - Obnoxious

Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it

Expresses Themselves Well - Speaks English

Meticulous Attention To Detail - A nit picker

Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a loud voice

Exceptionally Good Judgment - Lucky

Keen Sense Of Humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes

Career Minded - Back Stabber

Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else

Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone Average Employee - Not too bright Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date Active Socially - Drinks a lot Family Is Active Socially - Spouse drinks, too Independent Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision Aggressive - Obnoxious Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it Expresses Themselves Well - Speaks English Meticulous Attention To Detail - A nit picker Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a loud voice Exceptionally Good Judgment - Lucky Keen Sense Of Humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes Career Minded - Back Stabber Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else <a href=http://www.jokesunlimited.com/>Joke from JokesUnlimited.com</a>