The Perfect Shot

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed
an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring
the distance, figuring the wind direction and
speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally his
exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long?
Hit the blasted ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching
me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a
perfect shot."

"Forget it, man! You don't stand a chance of
hitting her from here!"