The truth about men

# The nice men are ugly.

# The handsome men are not nice.

# The handsome and nice men are gay.

# The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

# The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

# The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

# The handsome men without money are after our money.

# The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don`t think we are beautiful enough.

# The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

# The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

# The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.