Things that sound dirty at work

1. I need to whip it out by 5.

2. Mind if I use your laptop?

3. Just stick it in my box.

4. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag.

5. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!

6. Hmmm... I think it's out of fluid.

7. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.

8. It's an entry-level position.

9. hen do you think you'll be getting off today?

10. It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits there.